Chris Brown Has A Legal Defense to Monkey Criminal Charges…”I Don’t Own Her”

One would think the Los Angeles City attorney would have better things to do than to stalk singer Chris Brown’s Instagram page but apparently they thought there was enough evidence to charge the singer with 2 counts of having restricted species without a permit. The adorable fury creature is not even owned by the singer according to him and the charges should be dismissed immediately.

Authorities got wind of the monkey when a video of CB’s daughter Royalty was seen playing with the lovely animal back in 2017. Somebody apparently thought it was in the best interest of justice to dime out the singer.

The singer claims that the video that was posted to Instagram of the monkey was in fact shot in Las Vegas and not Los Angeles where the singer lives.

CB further alleges that the monkey in question is owned by his relative and that the relative was just visiting his home when authorities confiscated it.

What’s even more bizarre about this is that the singer could face up to six months in jail if he is convicted.

Who wouldn’t go ape sh*t over these ridiculous charges?