Do Not Fear the UNKNWN!!! Lebron James Opens Lifestyle Boutique in Miami

If you’re in the surrounding Miami area and you are in dire need of another retail outlet to spend hundreds of dollars on over-priced luxury crap then you’re in luck. Your friendly neighborhood NBA player Lebron James is opening whats being called a “lifestyle boutique” called UNKNWN catered to the upper crust cunts of Florida. Just in time for the holiday season, the new shopping destination for locals and gullable out of towners who don’t know any better will be open to the public December 16th and located in the Aventura Mall on Biscayne Boulevard in Aventura, FL.

UNKNWN will hold court to many upscale brands such 10.DEEP, Crooks & Castles, Naked & Famous Denim, Marc by Marc Jacobs, The Hundreds, Jeremy Scott and more!  With all sarcasm and snyde comments aside I’m looking forward to it. I’m always in search of the next, the new, and the hottest and this may be it. A new outlet for designer retail curated by one of the best in the biz, Lebron himself! Can’t wait for it to open! Let us know what you think.  Will you be shopping at UNKNWN?